the HANS Z. MEGATHREAD!

[audiochild]

so. :p

let's take all our power together and write a HZ piece.
let's write the best soundtrack piece that has ever been written so that everybody who hears it goes like: OMGZ dis lyek tH! b3st s0undtR@K th4t's evurrr b3an wriTTun.
it's gonna be called "Memorias del Zimmeron".

please feel free to add instruments to the score.

I start off then:

all percussions
8 trombones

solenne 4/4

tutti: KAZONG

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perc: raTAM!

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tutti: RUMS KAWUMS! kaRUMSBUMSBAMS

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subito: rataTOUILLE!


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molto animato: 7/8

perc: woooooOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHH
tromb: TEtem TEM teTEM TAM TAM / TEtem TEM teTEM TAM TAM /

please go on, when it's finished I'll probably sequenze it. :)

[guy theaker]

LOL. Beautiful!

- Whadyamean? I thought it was finished?

[johncarter]

Why not adding a little bit of john williams in it ? You know these triplets of staccato notes played by trumpets at a tempo of 20000 bpm !

[Bessinnox]

who takes hard drugs here ???:D

ok some williams add

ta ta ta taaaaaaa ta ta taaaaaaa ta ta ta taaaaaaaa ta ta taa taa taaaaaaaaa

now I let you guess on what that is taken

we have a joke in France saying that 3 women do some psychological test

a brown, a red and a blond hair women

the psychologue asks the brown " how many T is there in Indiana Jones ?"

she just thinks 1 second and says "zero"

the psycho ask the same question to the red hair woman

she also thinks about the question 1 second and says "zero"

and the psycho asks the blond one

then she starts to count on her fingers during at least 2 minutes

and she says 45

the psycho says what ????

and she starts to sing TA TA TA TAAAAAA TA TA TAAAAAA while she counts on her finger

OK it's out of the topic but because of audiochild this story came back in my spirit .....

OK , I http://www.soundsonline-forums.com/images/icons/icon2.gif

[audiochild]

who takes hard drugs here ???:D

ok some williams add

ta ta ta taaaaaaa ta ta taaaaaaa ta ta ta taaaaaaaa ta ta taa taa taaaaaaaaa




thanks that sounds pretty cool.
please state the instrument section playing this and the time signature.

I suggest 4 full 4/4 bars by the trombones right? or as john carte stated before, is it one bar? or is it starting on the 2 and ending on the 1 (so 2 bars) ?

any percussion maybe? loll

a bit of JW is ok but don't make the piece too simple by adding too much of Johnny W here as we are talking about THU HZ here! :eek: ROFLMAOs

:)

that indy is a good one btw :D

[Bessinnox]

OK 4 bars in 4/4 but could I suggest 8 bars in 2/4 ???? :D

The percussions follow each 1st and 3rd time from a 4/4 bar or each 1st from a 2/4 bar



Is it ok ??:eek:

[fongi]

I have an idea, let´s forget Hansi and try writing a piece that sounds like "you" now that must be worth doing don´t you think? I mean who wants to sound like someone else? and so memorable he isn´t anyway.

[audiochild]

I have an idea, let´s forget Hansi and try writing a piece that sounds like "you" now that must be worth doing don´t you think? I mean who wants to sound like someone else? and so memorable he isn´t anyway.

Hi Fongi, why should WE write a piece that sounds like ME :p ?

this tread is dedicated to create the ubermega34141341trombonessupertrack. the soundtrack to a movie that will consist of a 102 mins long epic scene. LOL

maybe you have another idea how this piece should go on? maybe a RAMTAM? or PataPataKaBOMS?
wow that is brilliant and very Mr. ish

so it goes on with tutti in 7/8

PataPataKaBOMS PataPataKaBOMS PataPataKaBOMS PataPataKaBOMS

WOWW lolz

just in case some people can't be arsed to read the first post, there's a very subtle (:D ) irony present in this thread. :p

[johncarter]

just in case some people can't be arsed to read the first post, there's a very subtle (:D ) irony present in this thread. :p


Yeah, i noticed the irony too ;) Otherwise i would have killed you, because i'm the biggest hans zimmer fan in the world :D

[fongi]

why should WE write a piece that sounds like ME :p ?

Well there you have it big shot John Carter just gave you the answer to your most interesting thread :rolleyes: and congratulations on your really cool signature. :D

[HornMeister]

can we add the overpowering synths? Cant be a Zimmer original without synths

[audiochild]

@john carter: no, I am the biggest hans zimmer fan in the world. :p
let's say we alltogether form the biggest hans zimmer fan in the world. :D

@fongi: thanks, my signature brings me 10 dollars each month!

now let's stop complaining and please add your personal hans zimmer RamTAM KAtaTOM to the piece. I know you want to. :)
I can't add my own parts twice in a row as the composition has got the anti bump protection enabled.

[audiochild]

can we add the overpowering synths? Cant be a Zimmer original without synths

please, you can add everything that is Zimmerish.
and you know we want to compose an original Zimmer LOL